Dear Vons on the Corner of Telephone and Victoria:
Just because you did some renovations and made your store look nice and pretty like all of the others, don't think for one minute that you are fooling me. Face facts, you're still the dirt Vons. You're still the supermarket where the underage kids with fakies and other assorted dirtbags buy their liquor at all hours of the day. As far as I can tell from the times that I have been in there, 90% of your business is getting Ventura trash drunk. Starbucks isn't going to change that.
My advice: deal with it, embrace it, love it. Just don't try to convince me that you are anything but.
My advice: deal with it, embrace it, love it. Just don't try to convince me that you are anything but.
Sincerely,
P.S...Thank you for stocking Reduced Fat Pizza Rolls. They. Are. Awesome. See, I still love you dirt Vons!
posted by Brandon @ 11:54 PM
2 Comments:
Dude. The dirt Vons is MY Vons, over on the Avenue. That Vons is upscale by comparison! Evidence: does your Vons have a turnstile by the liquor section? I think not.
Ok, so I will admit, the Ave Vons is definitely more of a dirt Vons than this one. However, when I have been to the Ave Vons, I have found so many items that I can't find at other supermarkets in the area that it erases all of the negatives about it. Plus, it recently got the a makeover too and isn't nearly as ugly as it once was.
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